Howard Stern Jokes About The 'Misery' Of Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux's Wedding

Howard Stern Jokes About The 'Misery' Of Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux's Wedding

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Small chairs. No phones.

Those were just some of the gripes Howard Stern jokingly had about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's wedding. The radio host talked about the secret nuptials during his Monday SiriusXM show. Apparently, he was "miserable" after being chosen to make a speech at the reception, and spent the first 10 minutes complaining.

"My speech at the Theroux-Aniston wedding was basically I got up for 10 minutes and started whining about these chairs they had," he said. "They had these little tiny [chairs] ... like little pillow poufs. I'm 6-foot-fucking-5!" And no phones. "I got up and I said ... 'Why can't I have my fucking cellphone?' In other words, I don't want to take a picture of you two! I really don't. I want my cellphone so after I make this speech I can call my car and get the fuck outta here! ... People were laughing very hard at my misery."

Of course, Stern was joking. He's a good friend of Aniston and Theroux's. He and his wife, Beth, have even vacationed with them, but Stern was (jokingly) peeved those times, too.

"The irony is, I've been on vacation with those two, and they take pictures every fucking minute! They're constantly shooting pictures. But if I take a picture, I'm committing a sin!" he said. "This whole ... It was always called a birthday party. Whenever you got an email, it was a birthday party. They're so secretive that they even had the wedding on a Wednesday because nobody gets married on a Wednesday ... Everything is always top secret. You go with these two, there's photographers every minute. I'm sitting by a pool in Mexico and around where I sit is a sheet so photographers can't get a picture. So I've never actually seen Mexico. The view I have is a sheet every year ... When you go on vacation with people and aren't allowed to leave the house, you really get to know people."

Aniston and Theroux married Wednesday at their mansion in Bel Air in front of about 70 family and friends, including Stern, Courteney Cox, Ellen DeGeneres, Chelsea Handler and Jimmy Kimmel, who officiated.

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