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Wait, who wears brown shoes on their wedding day? Isn't it the color of pragmatic daily-wear shoes? The stuff of work boots and office pumps? HELL NO! Brown wedding shoes are perfect for those sepia-tinged vintage weddings, those rustic barn weddings, those library weddings with sun shining through the dust motes of the old windows. They're a little art nouveau, too. In other words: yeah, some of us want brown shoes for our wedding days. That in mind, let's look at some...

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