Beyonce sure doesn't look like she's splitting with Jay Z any time soon.

The Internet has been in panic mode ever since Page Six published a story stating that Beyonce and Jay Z were headed for divorce. The rumor mill only got crazier when, days later, Beyonce was spotted checking out an apartment in New York solo. But fear not, America, because Beyonce posted an Instagram on August 9 that hopefully quashes all those splitsville rumors:

Oh look, there's the impossibly gorgeous Beyonce, looking comfy in pigtail braids and a football jersey with Carter's name on the back. Who needs pants when you're so secure in your marriage?