Only Kim Kardashian would have her bachelorette party inside the Eiffel Tower, and only Kim Kardashian would wear a white, plunging dress the day before what sounds like an absolutely insane event disguised as a wedding.

On May 23, the 33-year-old bride-to-be and her fiance, Kanye West, were photographed as they left their Paris apartment and lunched at a chateau owned by Valentino. Guests are expected to attend a lavish pre-wedding dinner in Paris tonight before being whisked to Florence, Italy, by private jet for the wedding ceremony on May 24 -- or so they want us to believe.

TMZ is still reporting that the superstar couple will exchange I do's at the Palace of Versailles, and are now claiming that part of the post-wedding celebration will take place at the Forte di Belvedere in Florence. According to the website's sources, Kimye's guests still haven't been told about the specifics of the wedding day, or where they'll be staying on Saturday night. TMZ is also reporting that there will be a "second big event" in Florence, that West is keeping top secret.

Apparently, even Kardashian is being kept in the dark about certain aspects of her own wedding, which is insane -- and, frankly, this wedding is starting to sound like a big schlep for their guests. Though we're sure it will in fact be the #theworldsmosttalkedaboutwedding.